1. Let the feast begin...
in all my years upon this earth
i have seen things no man should see
murder...slaughter...sex with no limits
then...one winter night after an epic feast with bang tidy peter
my manhood and pride was pushed to its very limit
i entered a place no man should enter unless the right procedures are taken
1) WANK: this is very important, the sight and even the smell of kofte on ice is enough to make you burst
2) NEVER ENTER AFTER A FEIRCE BATTLE OF THUMBS WITH THE MAD GASH THAT IS MOTHER TERESA: i cant stress that enough, her horney presence is enough to bend many a thumb...even the brittle thumb of ghandi.
3)CLEAR YOUR BOWELLS: if you dont poo will flow like the punches of nan hardy.
4)BITCH DONT EAT: this is the most important procedure, your belly will swell...your groin will ache and your lungs will burst...anNE dont take no for an answer.
please please read this carefully and with care as these four points are the diffrence between constipation and diarrea.
anyway now for the poem...
FEE FI FO THUMB MOTHER TERESA TAKES IT UP THE BUM
HER FACE GOES RED
AS SHE SUCKS YOUR HEAD
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
HIS YARAK BLED
HIS SISTER WED
TO HER HOME DAWG FRED
...god bless these winter nights...