Jack Bauer's first poem

by
+ like
  • Published: 4 Jan 12
  • On 0 favourite lists
  • 2199 views
Blurb Some musings on my day at CTU today. Please rate me 5 star. P.S. I know where you live, probably.
Tags:
bauer,  poem,  top,  crime,  best,  secrets1,  terroist,  spy,  jack,  funny,  story
Genre:
Poetry
Approx 1 minutes to read
Font size

1. CTU today - a secret

Sitting here in CTU

I really need a break from you

 

Gift me a spoon

And I'll kill a loon

Gift me a knife

I'll kill my wife

Gift me a fork

I'll take out New York

 

It's been 24 hours since I had a shower

Yeah, that's right, cause I'm Jack Bauer

 

 

Bitch...

Loading ...