In The Wet

As always - just a bit o' fun

1Likes
1Comments
2274Views

1. In The Wet

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub,

     one of them's hiding the soap.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat didn't fiddle

     and somebody pulled off a grope.

 

Rap a slap dash, he's off with a splash,

    but he let one go on the way.

Ink rinky dink, it didn't half stink,

     leaving us two in dismay.

 

Bet a wet fret, that's all that you get,

     for the water's now getting too cold.

I shity aye, 'tis with a big sigh,

     as from this tub I unfold.

 

ill silly Billy, you're gonna get chilly,

     sat in the wet like a dope.

Yip drippy skip, it's out with a slip -

     - guess who's just found the soap!

 

Join MovellasFind out what all the buzz is about. Join now to start sharing your creativity and passion
Loading ...