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"We'll sleep when we're dead because half-way kind of sucks."
- Victoria Justice.

Hi. I'm Niall Ashfield. I'm 14 and as you can probably tell from my name, I am a nerd. I have an IQ of 146 and I contain twice as much fun as other nerds, but with half the calories! :0D Yeah, and I'm the kind of nerd that you're either gonna love or hate, depending on what kind of person you are.

Anyway, before I start to ramble, I love reading, especially the CHERUB books and anything by Darren Shan or Anthony Horowitz. My main genre of writing is humour so if you want a laugh, read my movellas.

I love watching telly aswell. I love Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You, all them panel shows. I love Victorious, iCarly. Should I be admitting all this? I love Mrs Browns Boys, Miranda, Catherine Tate Show, Family Guy, Simpsons. Anything funny basically. And last but not least, I love, love LOVE Doctor Who! And Silent Witness!!!!!

I love music. I can't play any instrument though, unless you count the triangle :0D I like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Victoria Justice, (Have most of her songs on my phone! Slightly embarrassing :0D) Of Monsters and Men, Ed Sheeran, Amy MacDonald, Paloma Faith, Marina and the Diamonds, Greenday, Fun.

If you know me, you will probably know that I love putting noses in my smileys! :0) :0D

I know it's stupid but I would love to be a comedian when I'm older. My favourite comedians are Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and Dara O Briain. I know that that probably won't work out so other than that I want to go into forensics or teaching.

I'm not a brilliant writer but I would love it if you would read my movellas and leave a bit of advice.

If you've read all of this, congratulations. You've just wasted 2 minutes of your life. :0D

Finally got a badge to use on my profile! Behold!
The nerd shades;
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