1. Long Legs
A light blue sheen from a car casts a glow on the sidewalk. The smell of cigarette smoke and wet asphalt makes the air heavy with atmosphere. The velvet rope that separates patrons from the nightclub. A tall insect lady wearing a thick fur coat. She wipes brown , acidic saliva from her mandibles with a stained white handkerchief. Insect lady pushes her way to the front of the line. The bouncer stands there like an ancient stoic. Not moving. Not caring. Complete confidence in himself. Insect Lady:"Step aside vertebrate scum! I demand entrance." The bouncer says nothing. The insect lady-now quite irritated-Pulls him aside with her appendage. Insect Lady:"You will pay for your indifference!" She pulls his face right up to her's. A long proboscis emerges from her jaws and burrows into his sinuses. There's a loud slurping sound as his brain is sucked out through that fleshy straw. His eyes get removed next. Soon she's sucked the whole front of his head away. With a loud belch she wipes her mouth again with that nasty pocket napkin and enters the club. I step out of the light blue car and ready myself for the perils of a flashy nightclub.