Trying too hard.

by
Aijah
  • Published:
    23 Jun 12
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Blurb Hello world! Yes this is I. The great Gandalf. No just kidding. My name is Leonie. Yes i know a weird name, maybe you want to hear the story about it? Well you can't cause it's boring as hell. Let's move on. I am 19 years old and live in a small town called Hochdorf in Switzerland. Its really cute, but there isn't much to do there. So thats why I am gonna make it in the city of hopes. Yes people! I am going to New York City! I wan't to be someone big, someone famous. I wan't to be an actress and adopt a bunch of African babies. Cause thats what famous people do right? Tomorrow I am leaving Hochdorf for good. Not like the last time when i went to London and tried to get the queen to adopt me. Now I am not allowed to visit UK anymore. Whoops. Well than, i guess like the Brittish people say- Cheerio mate! See ya in New York!
Plot keywords:
girl, hopes, humor
Category:
Humour
Rating:
Approx 2 minutes to read


Trying too hard.

1. Train for 4 hours.

WOOP WOOP

When I was a a kid my Mother always told me about the world. She taught me about how the Nazis made people obey them, how earthquakes destroyed villages and town one after another, how the animals survived by killing other species. Yes a world was a special place. It's so sad to see that people ruin it and how my father says- People sh*t on nature. Well tehnically they do i said. Got grounded...

Now that was some deep stuff. Now i have a four hour train ride to the airport. But thats okay with me cause i have a Taylor Lautner guy next to me. So bring it on train!

Two hours later...

God punishes me for breaking my mothers plate... Two hours have gone and all the Taylor Lautner guy who i found out was named Patrick was doing was talking to his gay boyfriend how happy he is to meet him. Oh god why?

-Hey are you that girl from Hochdorf school play? And there he was. Sitting infront of me. Looking in  my eyes with his blue eyes and his beautiful brown hair standing to all sides.

-Uhmmm, yes. I said in a so weird voice that even trolls would get scared.

-Leonie right? Leonie Fritz? He smiled.

-Yes, yes Leonie. But call me Len. It's a really weird name and i dont really know why my parents named me so just call me Len and don's say my last name cause it's really weird. Fritz... And there i was again... Rambling everything that came up to my mind and surely scaring this guy away. Everyone always say i'm trying too hard.

-Okay than Len.  Where are you going? 

-The Zurich airport. And you? It would be funny if you would go there too right? We would go the smae way both. Hahahahaha... And there came y scary laugh.

-No, I am just visiting my grandmother Anna. And so he went of the train and I had two hours of gay talk listening left. 

Yippi for NYC

 

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