Once Upon A Time, there was....

No, I can't really start like that can I? That's how parents introduce fairy tales to their children, and I can ensure you... This tale is not meant to give you sweet dreams. It is meant to inform you about life! Well, my life anyway.

The truth is, I can guarantee that everyone reading this, thinks that the following information is just another figment of some authors imagination. Maybe it is; but maybe it isn't. But what's the fun in knowing all the answers? It doesn't make you any more amazing, trust me.

So, where shall I start? The beginning I suppose... Well, this is what happened...