KvindeUnited KingdomMedlem siden 10 aug. 16Alder 17Last online 6 hours ago

Hiya! I'm a socially awkward, slightly gay seventeen-year-old goth who's had the same haircut my entire life. Right now, I've got five novels, two hundred pieces of artwork and three failing A-levels under my belt, which isn't bad for a human garbage skip fire who holds pens with her little finger. I like to write horror/thriller types with realistic characters, buckets of blood, a slight excess of swears, and occasionally a baby sprinkle of romance. I'd love to be a published full-time author, maybe soon, maybe in a million years.

Head to THE GHOST EXPERTS for, well, ghosts (and five HUNDRED f-bombs- I was fifteen, hush), MONSTERS AND MACHINES for a mash of aliens and zombies, EATING OUR HEARTS OUT for vampires, ALL THE DEVIL'S GREED for a historical religious demon/devil/vampire mess, and THE BIGGEST FREAK IN DUSKWOOD for a chick fighting forest monsters with a sword. There's also some other stuff, but I wouldn't worry about that too much. Okay, bye!!!

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    mumbled "13k views!"

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    Eating Our Hearts OutScotty Matthews is an alcoholic. For him, waking up miles away from his university, injured, with no idea where he was or who he was with, is normal. On...


    Eating Our Hearts Out has 13k views now! It's nice to see a novel doing well after spending a week writing short stories! I've finished another one that's not up here yet- I'm thinking of submitting it to a horror anthology I found. We'll see! I might not be able to- I might get myself killed tomorrow, as I have to go return some library books that were due back at the end of April, yikes XD. I hope you all had a great week and have an even better weekend! ;)
    Lily Anna
    1 weeks ago
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    Congrats! :)
    I hope you don't get killed xD Would love to see whatever you have written!
    BadassJem
    1 weeks ago
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    Haha, thank you! :)
    The library was surprisingly painless- I just snuck in and did it on the machine, then stealthily ran out again XD
    The story I wrote is really weird. The submissions have a word count limit and I had to cut it down so it's pretty sparse XD
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    mumbled "Finished thissss!!!!!!!"

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    All the Devil's GreedMary-Ann Lansfield’s father believes she’s possessed by an evil force. She can’t stand the way he treats her, but she can’t help thinking he might be right...


    Yeah! My slump ended, even after a long day of writing other shit. I'm scared to read the ending back since I'm confident it's terrible and nothing-y, but it's FINISHED! Hallelujah! It's also over 100,000 words, which is a very large red flag.
    BadassJem
    1 weeks ago
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    Thank you <3
    Lily Anna
    1 weeks ago
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    Will try and review it at some point! :)
    BadassJem
    1 weeks ago
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    Ooh, cool! Be warned, it's my darkest book by far! I think I want to write something a little lighter next. XD
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    mumbled "New short story!!!"

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    Annika's FingersPlaying with knives is never a good idea. It's an even worse idea at a house party full of drunk teenagers. But when Annika sits down at the table, what...


    Hey all! I'm in a disgustingly depressing writing slump with All the Devil's Greed, even though I've quite literally got a thousand words left before the end. So what did I do? I powered through, right? No. I wrote this short story based on a dream I had. It's a really quick read, unlike most of my crap. Give it a read if you like dumb teenagers being dumb and random flashes of horror and fantasy. Par for the course. Have a great day! ;)
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    mumbled "New chapters!!!"

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    The Way-Too-Big Book of Self-Indulge...These are all the drawings I did based on my own books. As you can see, I'm an egomaniac, hence this one's the biggest. I do love my characters.

    I am SO sorry to any poor sod who logs on to 12 notifications from my stupid book, but there're some new portraits up on this. I have like 50 more, but felt too guilty to post them all at once. :P
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