Humour Stories

Caza's Fact Of The Day

How big is the size of a blue whale's heart? How many times do you have to fold a piece of paper before you can reach the moon? What shape are goat's eyes? How do penguins propose to each other? How long of a line can a single pencil draw? In my fact of the day I will answer these questions and share many more amazing and incredible facts/

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Caza's Fact Of The Day
Comebacks

Some combacks I made up. Hope you all like them, (and use them)!

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Comebacks
IsaacBearAmmonPumpkinn's Joke Book

Some of these I made up, some people told to me. Enjoy!

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IsaacBearAmmonPumpkinn's Joke Book
Funniest Signs Ever!

Some of the funniest signs that have ever graced the earth with their presence.

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Funniest Signs Ever!
Midnight Phone Calls

"Hello?" "Logan, I love you so much and I know you cheated on me but I can't get you out of my mind." "I think you definitely got the wrong number." "Oh. Not a Logan huh?" "No but I think you should dump the asshole and move on." "Your probably right." {A story in which a girl falls in love with a guy because of a midnight call mistake}

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Midnight Phone Calls
With Him

I used to think I was living a pretty normal and average teen life. Then I got arrested. And all those thoughts flew out the cop car's closed window.

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With Him
RANDOM 5SOS SHIT

Just some 5sos stuff.💁

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RANDOM 5SOS SHIT
The Shanty McGee

"Welcome to Michael McGee's Shanty - where men are men and women are glad of it!" A humourous story about a shanty in the 1890's. Come and sing and dance with Mr McGee and his crew! *Contains mature content, dirty jokes and songs*

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The Shanty McGee
"Blonde Jokes."

sorry if you are a blonde. i don't mean to offend anyone. I just think these are funny. My best friend is a blonde so i don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. thanks. like, favorite, enjoy, etc.

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"Blonde Jokes."
The Horror of Hilarious Horror

Here I'll be making fun of lots of horror movies, and maybe making a few funny stories on my own!

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The Horror of Hilarious Horror
James, The Protagonist Without A Plot

James, this is the blurb. You know, the bit that usually goes on the back of the book? Now, normally, I would write about what you would be doing in this story. However, you've not really got much of a plot to go on. So, yeah...

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James, The Protagonist Without A Plot
100 Wishes • Harry Styles & Madison Beer

Who knew the secret would get out? Harry knew it was never a good idea to get wasted at a rebelious teen party. Harry didn't knew he had hit on Liam's girlfriend, Madison. We all knew that Liam and Madison were stronger than anything but now.... what is going to happen to Harry and Madison?

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100 Wishes • Harry Styles & Madison Beer