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Little Book of Chat Up Lines

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J.K. Panesar, LittleMsHollywood & Niall The Nerd
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    31 Oct 12
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Blurb Little Book Of Chat Up lines.....
Plot keywords:
laugh, funny, lines, chat, up
Category:
Humour
Rating:
Approx 11 minutes to read


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1. Teddy Bears

I've lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

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  • ieatpotatoeswithNiallerThese are hilarious I want more!!!!
  • Lucifer's KissLoving no.10.
  • La VolpeThis is messed up! :P
    Niall The NerdIn a good way or a bad way?
    La VolpeBoth.
  • Stunning Sensation9 people have asked me out throughout 4 years! AND guess what I said to all of them.... HELL NO!
    One day when I was walking to the field at break to play football with the boys and tomboys. I am sporty girl! I played it every break and lunch, no way was I missing a game, they appointed me midfielder cuz whether they were near or far, if the opposition had the ball, then I would always sprint to them and tackle! ;) But when I was walking to the pitch with 2 other boys who were my friends, the school bully comes up and puts his arm round me and says "Brit's next top model huh? Wanna go for a KFC?" (There was a poll voted by my year saying who will be what when they are older. There was one for brit's next top model. And guess who got that...me!) So I shoved him off and said "Get lost!" He then said "Ok Ok, I know that isn't enough.." He gets down on one knee and pops the question. I say "hmmmm let me think about it." and I scream "HELL NO!" and kick him in the shins! He chases me round the 400m track and i retreat to the girls toilets. He gets this guy to tell stupid jokes when I come out of the toilets to distract me but I see him from the corner of my eye. I run. He says "ok then! You're too fast! I give up!" I smile and walk away thinking "Don't mess with the 3 time sprinting champion and the 3 time runner up long distancer. THE END!
    J.K. PanesarWOW!
  • Stunning SensationDo you watch big bang theory it is soooo hilarious!
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