Ooh arrgh, Ooh arrgh! (Somerset accent)

by
WriterMan
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  • Published:
    3 Sep 12
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Blurb I wrote this with the somerset accent in mind! Doesn't work without it, so make you use it while you read. Hope you find it as funny as I know some other people did.

Plot keywords:
arrgh,  ooh
Category:
Humour
Approx 1 minutes to read

Ooh arrgh, Ooh arrgh! (Somerset accent)

1. Ooh arrgh, Ooh arrgh! (Somerset Accent)

Ooh arrgh, Ooh arrgh

 

Ooh arrgh, Ooh arrgh! Oy've last me brarrgh!

Oy don't know where me nipples are.

Oy sah'rum only yesterday,

Before me undies went astray,

Tis true t'aint much've a wheeze,

When ya bosom knocks yer knees.

Someone gimme a tray-please!

 

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