Authors Note: Hi people that are reading this : D! So...as you read on, you might notice I write short chapters. Just think, the more short chapters, the more freaking chapters! : D! So....Yeah, short chapters...Thats it, have fun reading it! Maybe.
Hi. My names Claire. I guess since your reading you can't really tell me about you...Unless- Kidding.
My full name is Claire Willow Wallz. I have 2 major fears:
You might be like, 'Bitch, you cray-cray!' and then I'll explain. Rabbits are ugly. Rabbits have tiny little beady eyes. Rabbits smell and their poop looks like tiny sticks. And people call them Bunnys. Are they Rabbits or are they Bunnys?! It's like they have another identity. They look like fuzzy, fat, rats with long ears and that got their tails chopped off!
When you think of Monsters, I think of Rabbits.
I'm not gonna get into any more detail about the rabbits...Truth is, it just freaks me out talking about them.
I also like cats. I like dogs...But bitch, please. Cats don't bark and cats don't need to be walked, and cats don't howl at police cars & ambulances. Oh, and also, I have been told that I convince people to do things that would change their life, example; I was once 'the' Harry Styles neighbor, and I had convinced him to join the XFactor. I mean, now I'm just Anne his mum and Robin his stepdads neighbor. But then he got famous, started traveling the world, moved out. Not to mention forgot about me.
Okay. Not time for a story. Let's talk present, like...What kind of cereal to eat this morning. Maybe just plain Corn Flakes- My thoughts got distracted by 'What Makes You Beautiful' I froze. Even though I found that song really deeply annoying, I remembered that I put that for Harry's ringtone. That's why I froze, I had not talked to him for 3 months (Ever since the band left for their Up All Night tour). There was still 3 more months of them traveling, so I expected him to be too busy doing celebrity stuff. I dropped the cereal box on the ground, diving across the kitchen and grabbing my phone.
Me: Uh, hello?
Me: Oh...Hi Harry...Long time no...Talk.
Harry: Um...Yeah. Listen, I just wanted to say Happy Birthday...
Wait-What's today...Oh shit! Today is my 18th birthday!
Me: Thanks Harry. Your the first person that remembered. How's life as a superstar?
Harry: It's uh...Interesting. Management is horrible, they want us to do all this stuff.
Me: ...What do you mean, stuff?
Harry: Like, they make the fans have all these stereo types for us...
Me: Like, Louis and you are now homosexuals? And Zayn is soooo concided, and Liam is like...Super strict? And Niall eats so much?
Harry: Yeah. Exactly. But Niall still eats a lot.
Me: What country are you in now?
Harry: Sweden. Crazy Swedish girls everywhere.
Harry: Listen Claire...I really miss being home and everybody at school. Have I ever thanked you, Claire?
Me: What for?
Harry: You were the person that convinced me to try out for the XFactor. If it wasn't for you and the fans- You mainly- One Direction wouldn't exists. Or I just wouldn't be in it...I really miss you Claire. I miss waking up in the morning to you trying to silently sneak out of your house to go on your morning run. I miss walking with you to the bus stop every morning. And I really miss how you always had these crazy opinions on things- Like Rabbits and how you sometimes think that you see the same pigeon.
Me: Hey! That pigeon thing was only once...And Rabbits ARE scary! Harry laughed on the other side of the line.
Me: And about all those stereo types and stuff...Management is a bitch. We all just gotta except it.
Harry: Right. Listen, we will be going to London to shoot the new music video for One Thing, if you want, your welcome to come and drive up and be on the set. Liam and Louis's girlfriends are coming. \
Me: But I'm not your girlfriend?
When I said that it came out meaner than in my head.
Harry: I didnt mean it that way. I meant that there will be other girls, not including all those fans.
Me: It sounds fun. When? Harry: In 2 weeks come to Syco Production Studios at 9.
Me: Sounds good. And Harry,
Me: I miss you too. See ya then.
Harry: Bye Claire...
The call ended, and I found my stomach feeling empty, and turned around to see the box of cereal I dropped. The cereal was lying everywhere, and the box just laid at the corner of the room, all innocently.