9. the stick
Well to start with... how does your chapter 'random bit' prove ANYTHING that you are normal?! you....are just a random....person....
Ashleigh and Ross found a stick and charged it at people, she forgot the stick flipped me onto my back a few times and then found an even bigger stick...like...these sticks are massive, no, in fact not even sticks! they were more like branches...or are they the same thing? ANYWAY it doesn't matter, just imagine a massive branch where you can barely lift it and two people can lift it at te same time without being near to each other...if that even makes sense, i hope it does, but i hope you get the gist of how big they were!
Asheleigh then started having a flipping competition with Ross and Erin....they kept on flipping each other on their backs which was the funniest thing EVER, and unsuspectingly Ashleigh won.....i don't know how she does it, but shes a freaking tank. Ross ran and tried to flip her over and she got him on the ground before he did! FREAKING TANK.......well, i shouldnt be surprised, shes a pretty violent person!
She then started chasing everyone around with the stick. Me and Ashleigh were then fighting over the stick, and i think its unlucky because whenever she got it of me she would find a way to knock herself down and whenever i got it of her i would somehow find a way to knock myself down with it! UNLUCKY, RIGHT?!
I think i have proved my point that Ashleigh is a weirdo and i am competely normal compared to her......I CAN EVEN GIVE AN EXPLANATION...........You flipped me over all night and you freakishly bought a 1 litre bottle of lemonade and 4 plastic cups to go with it............NOT NORMAL.
Therefore, i am normal :)
Emma389 <3 xxx