So what do you do when boredom is overcoming you and the only thing near is shops. Money is not needed on this hopefully helpful notebook of things that will drag you back up to happiness.

Window shopping:

This is the obvious one of course. But who doesn't like looking at the shiny things though mysterious portal called glass that foils our plans to infiltrate the system and steal that hunger games backpack- who doesn't want it really, guys? There is nothing wrong with looking at the pretty things but don't stop at the chance to give the shop assistant on the other side a wave or, for the daring, a funny face- that they will undoubtedly return the favor.

Time Travel:

In my opinion the best prank out there is to run into a shop and fall over the counter, shouting breathlessly "WHAT YEAR IS IT?" Hopefully they will give you a confused expression before saying "Umm.. (insert your year here, if we're not dead by 2013 that is)." Then you have two options from then on, throw your hand back in desperation wailing, "Damn, I'll need to try again, back to the drawing board!" or give the closest person a great hug and joyously babbler on about how it worked! and the people back at black mesa research facility (portal fans- squeal) didn't believe your equations and how you're a genius!

Pranks to also try:

I choose you: Throwing a bouncy ball down a corridor and exclaiming "PIKACHU (other pokemon also aloud) I CHOOSE YOU!" then watch as people follow your line of sight.

That it! I told you not to scream loud comments at the top of your voice 5 times!: See how many shops you can get thrown out of- have fun with that.

Pick me: Hide behind a bundle of clothes and as a customer walks past you lightly raise your voice despairingly saying- "PICK ME! PICK ME!" see if they jump.

Accident in the changing area: while in the changing area shout "Where's the toilet paper?" then guild off so no one knows it was you... 

Toy shop nightmare: Pick up the water gun from the toy shop and sneak behind the counter. Watch as the person at the till screams in terror. Recommended for mean people. Great for you then :)

Co-Written by:

Mangamadgal, the one who started it all- formally known as pielover.

Adam Gilray. Yes that famous one from the front page! What he's doing with people with 10 fans put together I'll never know.

Ḱη∂ℓї@, that really nice one that supports everyone's stories, and shes not so bad at writing either! <3 

and finally Annabi. Consisting of two sisters Alisa and Abby, this is not helpful because people think that their's only one of them and think their talking to themselves- not great.

(Be sure to check their movella's after reading this!) xxx