Jack Bauer's first poem

by
WackyJacky
  • Published:
    4 Jan 12
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Blurb Some musings on my day at CTU today. Please rate me 5 star. P.S. I know where you live, probably.
Plot keywords:
bauer, story, terroist, secrets1, jack, spy, crime, funny, best, poem, top
Category:
Poetry
Rating:
Approx 1 minutes to read


Jack Bauer's first poem

1. CTU today - a secret

Sitting here in CTU

I really need a break from you

 

Gift me a spoon

And I'll kill a loon

Gift me a knife

I'll kill my wife

Gift me a fork

I'll take out New York

 

It's been 24 hours since I had a shower

Yeah, that's right, cause I'm Jack Bauer

 

 

Bitch...

 

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