The Best Harry Potter Jokes

by , Tuesday September 20, 2016
The Best Harry Potter Jokes

The Best Harry Potter Jokes

another humorous blog by Omissa

 

 

***WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS***

 

 

Welcome, welcome my fellow witches and wizards! I hope everyone has had a splendid day and that you didn’t work too hard. It would be nice for a minute for everyone to kick back and relax so here are some Harry Potter jokes to get you in a giggly mood.

 

NOTE: Some of these jokes may induce severe facepalms.

 

 

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody! *ba dum tsh*

 

How do the Malfoys enter a building?

They Slytherin.

 

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?

Nobody nose.

 

 

*cough*

 

Well this is a tough crowd. Maybe I should kick things up a notch.

 

 

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

You know

You-Know-Who?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

No? Okay then, let’s try something else!

 

Voldemort: Why so sirius?

Sirius Black: Why so nosy?

 

Bellatrix: I just killed your godfather.

Harry: Please tell me you’re kidding.

Bellatrix: Nope. I guess you could say I’m dead Sirius.

 

Hagrid: You’re a unit of power, Harry.

Harry: I’m a watt?

 

 

What about some lighthearted pictures for all of you?

 

 

My personal favourites are these perfect advertisements:

 

 

 

Now these ones are for all the beautiful ladies out there ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Do you play Quidditch?

‘Cause you look like a keeper to me!

 

Are you a dementor?

‘Cause you take my breath away.

 

Did you survive Avada Kedavra?

‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.

 

 

Thank you, Movellas, you’ve been fantastic! I have one last joke for you:

 

 

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking!

J.K. Rowling...

 

 

 Have a good night now!

 

 

 

Thanks to Omissa for writing this blog

 

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