The Best Harry Potter Jokes
another humorous blog by Omissa
***WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS***
Welcome, welcome my fellow witches and wizards! I hope everyone has had a splendid day and that you didn’t work too hard. It would be nice for a minute for everyone to kick back and relax so here are some Harry Potter jokes to get you in a giggly mood.
NOTE: Some of these jokes may induce severe facepalms.
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody! *ba dum tsh*
How do the Malfoys enter a building?
Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Well this is a tough crowd. Maybe I should kick things up a notch.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No? Okay then, let’s try something else!
Voldemort: Why so sirius?
Sirius Black: Why so nosy?
Bellatrix: I just killed your godfather.
Harry: Please tell me you’re kidding.
Bellatrix: Nope. I guess you could say I’m dead Sirius.
Hagrid: You’re a unit of power, Harry.
Harry: I’m a watt?
What about some lighthearted pictures for all of you?
My personal favourites are these perfect advertisements:
Now these ones are for all the beautiful ladies out there ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you play Quidditch?
‘Cause you look like a keeper to me!
Are you a dementor?
‘Cause you take my breath away.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra?
‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.
Thank you, Movellas, you’ve been fantastic! I have one last joke for you:
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Have a good night now!
Thanks to Omissa for writing this blog