The Best Harry Potter Jokes

by , Tuesday September 20, 2016
The Best Harry Potter Jokes

The Best Harry Potter Jokes

another humorous blog by Omissa






Welcome, welcome my fellow witches and wizards! I hope everyone has had a splendid day and that you didn’t work too hard. It would be nice for a minute for everyone to kick back and relax so here are some Harry Potter jokes to get you in a giggly mood.


NOTE: Some of these jokes may induce severe facepalms.



Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody! *ba dum tsh*


How do the Malfoys enter a building?

They Slytherin.


Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?

Nobody nose.





Well this is a tough crowd. Maybe I should kick things up a notch.




Who's there?

You know


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


No? Okay then, let’s try something else!


Voldemort: Why so sirius?

Sirius Black: Why so nosy?


Bellatrix: I just killed your godfather.

Harry: Please tell me you’re kidding.

Bellatrix: Nope. I guess you could say I’m dead Sirius.


Hagrid: You’re a unit of power, Harry.

Harry: I’m a watt?



What about some lighthearted pictures for all of you?



My personal favourites are these perfect advertisements:




Now these ones are for all the beautiful ladies out there ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


Do you play Quidditch?

‘Cause you look like a keeper to me!


Are you a dementor?

‘Cause you take my breath away.


Did you survive Avada Kedavra?

‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.



Thank you, Movellas, you’ve been fantastic! I have one last joke for you:



How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking!

J.K. Rowling...



 Have a good night now!




Thanks to Omissa for writing this blog


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